I wouldn't like me if I met me.

The smell in my room has gotten worse and is now in the bathroom and my mom’s room. Tomorrow we’re investigating under the house to see if there’s like a deadmau5 (see what I did there?) or something because it can’t get much worse. All of the sprays I keep using are making my throat burn. Ugh. Life’s rough sometimes.

EDIT: Mom and I manned up and went and looked under the house. There was a dead thing right under my room. Mom scooped it up with a shovel and hoe and threw it into the woods. I lit matches inside to make the smell die. Basically, we’re awesome.

31st May 2012

Mom and I are supposed to be switching rooms tomorrow, but I don’t think I want to. This is MY room, ya know? I just feel at home here. I’ve even tried hanging out in her room this week, but it just feels weird. I’ll let her down easy in the morning. Hopefully she won’t be too upset.　

EDIT: I told Mom tonight, and she’s not bovvered. She’s probably happy because that takes out a lot of the work we’d have to do this weekend. On a side note though, my room smells really weird and even though I’ve had the window open all day, it hasn’t helped. Gross.

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fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

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sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads:

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”