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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


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tacoposey:

crassper:

Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 

tacoposey:

crassper:

Where are his parents

I don’t know, ask your hands. 


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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand


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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 


Dave Franco being a huge dork during interviews

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cool cyberpunk tip

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…