What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd
"Quick, quick, turn on the radio that guy who hates the dog park is on again!"
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.